I do hope the poet Richard Bonfield will forgive me for reposting his poem.
The Copenhagen Giraffe
Marius
the 18-month-old Copenhagen giraffe was recently shot with a bolt gun
and
his dismembered remains fed to Copenhagen lions.
The
director of the zoo deemed him an exotic waste product surplus to the zoos
requirements and untenable as his genes were too similar to those of other
European giraffes
Despite
offers of accommodation from many other facilities and a worldwide petition the
cull went ahead as planned.
“Yes
- in answer to your question
We
shot Marius for his own good
He
was an exotic waste product
Surplus
to Copenhagen requirements
In
any case he wouldn’t have liked
Longleat
– Whipsnade or any other facility for that matter
He
loved Copenhagen - the little mermaid girl
And
was familiar with all of Hans Christen Anderson’s back catalogue
Could
we have sent him to Africa?
Well
no
He
was a Copenhagen giraffe
And
was actually
Too
culturally advanced for the Masai Mara
In
any case he would have had awful problems
Incorporating
his porcelain sensibilities
Into
a post colonial framework
He
was familiar with the works of Franz Fanon
And
was aware of the economic and ecological distortions
Imposed
by the former colonial oppressors
But
how could we keep him in Copenhagen?
We
have too many culturally advanced giraffes already
Our
city is awash with sophisticated long necked quadrupeds
And
they are so well integrated into the urban ecology
That
- to the people of Copenhagen
They
are almost a civic emblem!
We
love seeing them at the opera
And
poking their heads through the skylights
Of
our downtown loft conversions
But
we do have a surfeit or - as the Dutch would say
An
embarrassment of riches
And
we must cull to ensure the livelihood of all Copenhagen giraffes
moving forward
So
far better that Marius be fed as ersatz pork to our bacon
loving Copenhagen lions
Than
wander across the savannah pondering Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle
With
no other giraffes to share the tale of The Little Match Girl
The
Tinder Box- -The Emperor’s new Clothes or even The Ugly Duckling
No
- in answer to your question we could never have turned Marius into a
Namibian swan
You
can take the giraffe out of Copenhagen
But
you cannot take Copenhagen out of the giraffe
Also
his public dismemberment was charmingly instructive
For
all the Copenhagen schoolchildren
All
in all I am pleased with our work
And
so pleased that the death of Marius
Was
so enriching for all concerned
It
is a modern fairy tale that Hans himself would have been proud of
Especially
in these times of environmental recycling
Actually
we are thinking of having a sculpture of him made
To
place beside the little mermaid.
It
would be a fitting tribute!
Now
you must excuse me whilst I prepare for other urban culls
I
am a very busy man.”
Richard Bonfield February 2014
I was horrified when I read what they did with the giraffe. Thank you for the poem.
ReplyDeleteI hope there's a special circle in hell for people who do things like this.
Unbelievable. When are animals going to get the rights they deserve?
ReplyDeleteIt was a very shocking thing to have happened. Even if you allowed that the shooting may have been necessary (which I don't), the public dismemberment was totally unnecessary and repugnant.
ReplyDeleteI was incensed when I heard this had been done. How absolutely abominable that they didn't send him to somewhere else! It was about money and expense, that's why they vetoed that idea, no other.
ReplyDeleteThis is a truly horrifying story and breaks my heart. I was in Copenhagen last summer and the Danish seem so civilised. I can't believe they would do this to this beautiful creature.
ReplyDeleteI was shocked at the Danes for this horrific act. I have always thought of them as very fair and civilised people. Truly shocking. Thank you for the poem Cait.
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